he's so funny
"So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how serious is this?" Perry jabs.

"Well," I say to Perry. And then to myself... keep your cool, keep your cool. We're just two weeks into this PT. What the hell are you doing?!

"We're thinking about moving to Europe." Brilliant response! He never expected it.

"I'd say that's a 9," he counters.

"Nine and a half." she says.

Did she just say that? 9 1/2? Damn.

I never expected that either.